Monday, December 24, 2007

Day 520: I Wish You A Merry Christmas

I am in France! It is like French-Canada (where I live), except full of old stuff. Other differences are that they speak a French that I understand and do not have snow on everything like they do in French Canada. It is also only 0 degrees, not minus 22.

In celebration of this multi-Frenchness, I offer you a charming video of Celine Dion (the Princess Diana of Quebec, except not dead), singing The Christmas Song.

This is to help you regurgitate (in the alleged manner of the ancient Romans) if you eat too much over the 'festive season'. I find two minutes of Celine will usually enable the efficient 'voiding' of up to and including twelve mince pies and/or an entire pyramid of Ferrero Rocher; thirty seconds is sufficient for a plate of turkey and all the 'trimmings'*.



Don't say I never give you anything.

Happy Christmas one and all!!!

NWM

* This expression alone allows me to keep my weight down over the holiday season.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas !

Anonymous said...

happy christmas ms monkey

WrathofDawn said...

Merry Christmas and Joyeux Noël!

Citronella said...

At first, I thought it wasn't that awful. And then she appeared and opened her mouth.

Auuuugh.

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