Meanwhile, for anyone who doubts that I am a "Non-working" monkey, here is a picture of me taken approximately ten seconds ago:
As you will see, I am resting in my armchair, with my fez perched at a sporting angle, smoking a small clay pipe and eating a bag of (imported) plain Hula-Hoops, glass of absinthe to hand.
Pip pip!
NWM
6 comments:
You shouldn't encourage him. The man will drop his pants at the slightest mention of his name.
No, no money shot. Some of us read this quite early in the morning, and some of us have trouble facing even a nice fresh cup of coffee with any kind of sang froid. Thongless Welshmen early in the A.M. is quite out of the question.
... however I was suddenly inspired to suggest that his new routine could be on the theme of "traffic light guy...
i want your life. without the absinthe. (beer would be ok)
First time reader and I have to say that I want your life too!
Hope you're having an enjoyable rest of the day resting :)
At last I see where I am going wrong - non-working monkey you have cracked it!
Thanks for visiting my blog, nice to meet you.
NWM, I'm glad you see you haven't left us all behind! (Or should I say, all our behinds?)
I'm sorry to say I have yet to hoist my dainty butt over to the Green Dragon, Bangor Wales, but I do believe the chipster ca be nothing but Wales' foremost thonglateer. I think his photo is just as conclusive as yours is. Look at his innocent face! Would he lie??
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