Saturday, September 01, 2007

Day 417: I Am Back In Britain

I am in shock! It is really bad!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is really bad? Britain? The entire place?

Irene said...

Yes, people who are curious really want to know!

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

I am ill and throwing up! It is rubbish. I will explain. But in essence, yes. The following things have not really worked so far:

- landing in a plane
- going through customs
- buying things in shops
- spending less than £4,321 on anything
- buying a parking permit.

Also all the streets are dirty, everyone looks cross and all the buses are 'replacement' buses. I should perhaps be more specific and say LONDON is rubbish, but then it's been rubbish since I can remember so I don't know why I am so surprised.

Now I must go and throw up again ! Lucky me.

Pants said...

Hi NWM

Welcome back. Sorry we just didn't get a chance to tidy up.

xxx

Pants

Miss Tickle said...

I hope the throwing up is not a direct result of the London. But do remember the Canadia is calling.
Miss T x

Unknown said...

They banned smoking too so your pipe is out and I hear the Fez is next on Gordon Brown's hit list.

tea and cake said...

throwing up hmmm... how long since you saw a self-haircutting pathologist?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

No no. We do not need to worry about that.

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