Monday, August 20, 2007

SPECIAL EDITION: I Am Not At All Happy

What is this shit? I go on holiday, entrusting my 'weblog' to MonkeyMother and the very few people in the "blogging community" (and Tired Dad) I trust, and what happens? It becomes better than it is when I am doing it! Also, my picture - showing me on an armchair - is no longer available for everyone to admire, and also touch with their tongues. But this is a small price to pay for a significant improvement in quality - and traffic that has increased by nearly 2,000%!

I shall resume the position (face down on a lilo, with another lilo laden with cheap cocktails tethered to it on the left, and a French Canadian pathologist face down on a third lilo to my right) for another week, safe in the knowledge that things can only get better in my absence!

I love you all.

Pip pip!

10 comments:

jali said...

I'm now addicted.




jali<---as she walks away: "now I have another effing blog to read. Shit."

DJ Kirkby said...

Enjoy! Don't worry about your blog...I am sure it is in safe hands...

Tired Dad said...
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Tired Dad said...

Oh you. I wouldn't have bothered if I didn't adore you. And you can leave the bluff insouciance to me thanks.

Ms Baroque said...

Dear darling NWM, tomorrow morning I hope to have a treat to post for you.

I hope you'll like it; & I hope your holiday is perfect bliss!

CRCB1987 said...

Its got a bit more angry, there's a lot of stress being released digitally, you steer clear or you will ruin that holiday mood

Miss Tickle said...

NWM, love that lilo, love it.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Anyone know where my picture has gone ? Anyone?

Dave Shelton said...

On holiday?

I should have sorted you out with a picture of an empty chair for the duration.

I would guess that you must have overwritten the image location with the code for the list of guest bloggers. Or something.

I'll shut up and go and work on the new monkey now.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Dave man, that's the thing - I didn't put in the list of guest bloggers. Hell. Oh hell.

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