Almost without exception, the English monkey acts like an utter twat on holiday abroad, being either the "I'M SHOUTING AT YOU IN A MIDDLE CLASS ENGLISH TIT ACCENT SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU SNIVELLING AND DIMWITTED JOHNNY FOREIGNER, GRASSYASS!" type or the "WHERE'S ME FACKIN' EGG AND CHIPS? I'VE BIN DRINKIN' ALL FACKIN' NIGHT AND I WANNA PUNCH YOUR FACKIN' HEAD IN, GET YOUR EYES OFF MY BIRD, DAGO!" type or one of many shades of twat in between.
This week, I'm in my homeland, the only slightly less touristy Devon, where the tourists are less drunken but an awful lot fatter.
Anyway, I'm sure Non-Working Monkey is not letting the side down, wherever she is.
(posted by Clare for Lucy)
3 comments:
very funny and a great drawing! I am dutch and live in portugal
All true, of course, but DID THEY HAVE TO BE MONKEYS?
I'm not sure what NWM is going to say about this, and if there is the slightest suspicion that is a picture of her, she won't like her red bum.
If I were her I'd be more worried about the facial hair...
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