In addition to and on top of this, I will be displaying a special tattoo and a short film of a dog with its head stuck in a packet of potato crisps, swiftly followed by a harrowing account of how a French Canadian veterinary pathologist of my intimate acquaintance (who was merely trying to help), narrowly escaped being eaten alive, feet first, by a genuine lifesize lion. (If you do not believe me, here is a 'teaser' in the form of some photographic evidence. I was running away from the lion which is why the photograph is not very clear.)In the meantime, it remains only for me to thank the various contributors to this blog who have, in my absence, considerably improved its overall content. They are listed below, and should be read with a glass of Palo Cortado at the elbow and a giant rabbit on the lap.
The ever-glamourous Katy at Baroque in Hackney
Young Jonathan at The Bedside Crow*
Perky lady Clare, who is Boob Pencil
Dave, who is also Dave Shelton
Katy who is beautiful at Everything Is Electric
Anna who didn't but did in spirit at Little Red Boat
Lucy who is a genius, and also known as Lucy Pepper
Suzie sweet Suzie at Status Anxiety
Favourite of my mother and electro-shock therapists, Tired Dad.
Until next time, I remain
Votre ami dévouée,
NWM
* Read this.
5 comments:
Giant rabbits could certainly be of use as lap warmers (especially in a cold winter - I might have to pass, being in Southern California and in summer with no A.C.).
If you don't collapse under their weight, that is.
I am very much looking forward to this short film, yes.
It will hurt you in a good way.
Welcome back. Sorry about the empty beer cans everywhere, I meant to tidy up before I left.
Yes, welcome back, NWM! Sorry, I've littered the place with posts... didn't want it to seem too empty without you...
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