(May I add that there is a chance that MonkeyMother - my mother - might do a guest post or two, but we will have to encourage her, as one would a shy gazelle from a verdant glade. Help me coax her out, would you?)
In the meantime, I have been wished well by my cleaning lady, Matilde*:
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Matilde is quite the comedian. Regular readers (as well as being absolutely clear about why it is important to coax MonkeyMother out), will understand how 'surprised' I was to come home the other night and find out what she had done to Beaver the Beaver, shown here in this small photograph.
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She has put his head in a bucket!
MonkeyMother, PLEASE write some stuff for this blog. Please? Pretty please? Oh, go on.
P.S. I am all eager to Publish my draft NWM post and get in first before a Guest Blogging Queue starts. Can I?
Hmmm, she is on holiday and cannot give me permission, which technically means I have the gaff all to myself and can wreak whatever havoc I like... bwahahahaaa.
Yes! go! As of this afternoon I am handing over control to the others! oh yes.
Done! Already!
I have never been any good at delayed gratification.
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