We are at a meeting! I am with an English giant, and a man who looks not unlike my mental image of Mephisto.
The giant is talking about global denim PR and waving his giganto-hands around, whilst Mephisto (English version; includes Macintosh and brogues) slides leather coasters about the place, muttering about sandwiches.
And then suddenly - what is this?! A gigantic Dutchman (taller even than the giant with enormous hands) is in the room! He has piercing blue eyes and waving dark hair! We talk about media schedules and the view from the window. He does not bring coffee, and is unapologetic.
Suddenly he turns to me.
Dutchman I want you dead.
Me: What?
Dutchman: You. I wish your head on a stick.
Me: You wish my head on a stick? If I say I will be your monkey, will you let me live?
Mephisto: He doesn't want you to be his monkey. He wants you dead.
Giant: www.monkeyheadonastick.com.
The meeting lasts three hours.
2 comments:
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that was most awfully rude of him. are we now at war with the dutch? the war of nwmonkey's head, perhaps? i'll go and enlist straight away.
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