But what is this? There is no fortune inside it!
What could it all mean?!
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7 comments:
Next time I get a cookie with two fortunes I'll let you have the best one.
That's the nicest comment I've ever had.
It is because you have already found your fortune.
Was there just a bit of paper with some advice on it? I hate it when that happens.
I started to obsess about Chinese food after I posted earlier so I had my 'usual' from the Imperial Garden this evening.. and while I didn't get a double fortune, I did have two cookies.. and as promised you can have the better of the two.
"Soon, someone will make you very proud"
and, (I honestly swear this on the life of my dear mother), mine was...
"Work on improving your exercise routine."
I say Confucius can kiss my arse.
What is even more disturbing than the lack of fortune, is that you ate the cookie. Why? In the mistaken belief that this one would taste of something other than slightly-sweetened cement? I do worry sometimes.
There wasn't even a piece of paper. But Salvatore, I think you may be right ... Tim ... thank you for your kindessesseseess and generosity. And MM, I LIKE fortune cookies. I like crunchy things.
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