Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Day 337: I Find Drugs At The Office

13 comments:

Jude said...

Now the question is, are they preventative or causative?

Anonymous said...

Four candles / Handles for forks?

Reading the Signs said...

I also would like to know if the capsules would make one more, or less, retarded. Either way, I could find a use for them and would offer you a good price.

Anonymous said...

I'm told they're easily crumbled, all the better to be fed into the water supply of reality TV show contestants and people who watch programmes hosted by Ant&Dec. I think if the were preventative, they'd have the word 'anti' on the box :-)

Anonymous said...

These must be made to treat those Slow Children I see road signs for everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Please send large supply instantly.

Anonymous said...

one of the best things in life is two souls sharing laughter,banter, hopes and fears over cheeky beers.

and for that one has to thank the NWM.

for she is one in a million.......

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

They are patently not preventative, judging by today's showing.

J-Boy: Correct, I think.

Megan - you paying postage?

Anon - only a small beer.

Anonymous said...

very good reactions during contextual sampling at 120 modern and dynamic hairdressers in Flanders

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Have you been reading research documents again NEIL?

Anonymous said...

someone brought me some sweets from finland called 'sorbits'. it's a hard decision which i'd rather pop in my mouth.
(off topic, have you seen that another erudite simian has come among us? http://babylumpsreads.blogspot.com/)

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

The experiment has started. If you grind them up you can pour them into the milk dispenser on the cappucino machine. Everyone in the office drinks cappucino, all day long. Fingers crossed.

(If you want some, please send me three reasons why you need to feed ground up over-the-counter drugs to your colleagues. Then and only then will I judge if you deserve a Special Parcel.)

bluefluff said...

Spotted any of this in your office, NWM?

"DXM, when consumed in low recreational doses (usually under 200 mg), is often described as having a buoyant, vaguely psychedelic effect similar to a mixture of alcohol, opiates, and marijuana. This is often accompanied by a heightened appreciation for music, increased desire for socializing, and the feeling of floating."
Wikipedia

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