On the television in the Netherlands has been playing, for the last four minutes, a film of people bicycling through a puddle in Amsterdam to the tune of You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real). It depicts the many different ways in which one can raise one's legs clear of murky water when moving at speed, and has included a woman who - the coward - dismounted from her bicycle to push it around the puddle.
I want it to rain so I can bicycle through puddles to the tune of Monkey Song by Herman Düne. It is excellent, and contains the splendid words "If some of my friends could be monkeys/They would have four hands and understand me" and "Monkeys are cool and sweet/And make a good pet name for someone you love". But sadly I cannot work out how to post it, so you will have to imagine it.
Instead, you may like this. It is called "I Wish That I Could See You Soon" and is also by Herman Düne.
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Enjoyed Herman.
Just found this & thought you might like to adopt the monkey.
Dear God! Why oh why are people such as Herman allowed to do these things? Who listens to or watches this stuff? What's the pink hood/mask all about? Can anyone provide even the slightest explanation? (Perhaps the kids are the clue). On second thoughts, don't bother, Herman's had enough attention.
MF once again demonstrates that he is a man of exquisite taste.
Observations:
Anna - yes, fucking brilliant. Have adopted many animals. Kind Horsey to follow.
UCL & MF - suggest you stick to Genesis. Are your memberships of CAMRA up-to-date? Just wondering.
I hadn't checked your menagerie properly. Never mind, I'm all heart even if I am thick.
Re Herman: considering some of the acts I've had to book over the years for children's entertainments he's a Rolls Royce among Fords. He'd go down a treat with the primary mob. Can't be too sophisticated & a bit of pink fluff does wonders.
I hope that someone gives you a Hot Hug (the one on the left) for Valentine's Day.
I hope that someone gives you a Hot Hug (the one on the left) for Valentine's Day.
From the Hot Hug warnings:
"Consult a doctor before use whilst pregnant."
Now that's a consult I'd like to see. "So the warm toy is OK to use then ? All right, next item on my list: can I use a spoon whilst pregnant ? What if it's slightly warm ?"
I went off looking for that song & found this instead..
Damn it, now I'm gave have that in my head all day.
And nightmares about furry pink guitar players all night...
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