Saturday, January 13, 2007

Day 187: I Am Enormously Happy All Of A Sudden

Morrissey! On the Eurovision Song Contest, representing Britain! (Possibly.)

I am crying tears of pure joy.

(Look! It really is true!)



Talking of quiffs, I am reassured to see that the years may pass, but Mark Kermode remains a knobber.*












* Worst celebrity hairstyle in existence, apart from present-day Paul Weller. And why is it that Morrissey and Stewart Lee get away with quiffs (as did Mark Lemarr, before he cut it off), but Kermode does not?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who is the guy in the left picture who looks like an understudy from Grease? The guy on the left has that snarky look like one imagines Cretin having.

Lucy P said...

I LOVE MARK KERMODE! DON'T DISS THE QUIFF!

and morrissey.. well bloody hell, I don't have to go off on one again about that limp quiffed twonk AGAIN, do I?

sigh.

Anonymous said...

I am aghast at British Hair.

Anonymous said...

Is a quiff what happens when one lets a queef pass through one's hair ?

(sorry, I'm all a-drunken)


znafvag !

Anonymous said...

Who on earth is Mark Kermode? He certainly looks a knobber! And as for Morrisey singing (errr?) anything, anywhere....well bring on the chloroform...perlease.

Reading the Signs said...

sorry to be off-topic (and Kermode rocks) but there is a very big black cat with a most baleful aura about it sitting outside my window on the garden path. I am wondering if Monster has beamed himself here because of the nice things I have said about him.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

RTS, no sadly Monster is still here. DO YOU WANT HIM? Please adopt him. He is being Really Quite Sweet today but I am I think going to live in Amsterdam for a bit and he needs some hot feline lovin'.

Pappa, really, you are missing nothing with Kermode. Also, you like early Genesis so you have no right to comment on any kind of music, at all.

J-Boy - the hair: surprisingly smooth, no? Not all irregular? SEE? Anyway, you can talk.

Lucy - I thought you were better than that.

Pam - EXACTLY. Mean, like tiny buttons stuck in a plate of 3 day old dough. Also he does that "i'm sexy' squint thing. Twat.

Anonymous - same person, innit!

Rogers Place said...

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Anonymous said...

Yes, I commented on Morrisey, and that's not music, tee-hee. Off to listen to Foxtrot....

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Papa, do enjoy yourself.

As for 'Rogers Market' - dear me, dear me. And twice, too!

It makes my head hurt.

Anonymous said...

Morrissey in the Eurovision Song Contest - the ultimate in tack tv, I will pay serious money to see that happen. Worst hair cut vote has to go to Donald Trump. Don't know if his matted bouffant qualifies as a hair cut.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Trump is not human, so he does not qualify.

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