Hot news! An evening with The Other Side was an evening well spent, as it is All Definitely Going To Be OK.
What I have learnt:
The Reader Of The Tarot Card
She was enjoying a glass of red wine. Her cards were badly designed. She fondled my necklace, which was off my neck, and made of Very Ancient Jade and some beads from a shop in France. Findings thus:
1. I have been through a period of great stress;
2. I have undertaken some Enormously Strenuous Physical Activity In The Recent Past;
3. It will all be OK;
4. My chest hurts.
The Reader Of the Tarot WITH EXTRA ADDED BONUS of ADDITIONAL Astrological Insight
Also enjoying a glass of red wine. Nervous; long, dry, curly blonde hair; keen smoker.
1. "You're a Taurean, right?" "No. Libra." "I LOVE Librans. You're my first tonight."
2. Long-distance travel looks good for December;
3. It will all be OK;
4. Something to do with money on Friday, but don't do anything until Wednesday;
5. I must Flame like a Burning Source of Energy, be it by phone, email or face-to-face.
Glad that's cleared up then. Bit fucked off though, if I'm honest; no-one said anything about me being a prima ballerina.
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5 comments:
But Monkey - if you really want to, you can be anything you want to be.
Laura Bush and Freddy Mercury said so, so it can only be true.
Oh bloody hell JB, you've been talking to one of those life coaches again, haven't you?
I'm more interested by the necklace-fondling. Could she tell it was made by someone who designed her very own set of tarot cards? Spooky. Or not.
And I'm interested by the necklace.
J-Boy, MM: I believe we are all Agreed about the Usefulness of Life Coaches. (Have YOU ever a met a Life Coach who is not A Bit Hopeless, or a therapist without slightly bonkers children? Exactly.) J-Boy, I do believe you are being Ironical. Not bad for a Colonial.
No of course she couldn't! (Also as you know I now have Basic Understanding of the Tarot, so Know What She Was Doing, and My Cards Are Much Prettier.) The REAL psychic medium I saw was loads better. She Channelled Grandad and a Scottish bloke with red hair. I nearly fell off my chair.
Ms B - it is almost worth photographing. It is very beautiful pale green jade with phoenix rising from the ashes on it. I have 2. The other is dark red with TWO PHEONIXES. A Coincidence of sorts. Both bought for me by dear MM from Tarot Reading Illustrating Jewellery Making Lady in France, who is very nice.
If you are a prima ballerina, then no Hula Hoops for you, my dear. One really can't have everything.
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