The question is, are monkeys of my own (well, Dave's really), liable for inclusion in Splendid Monkey Gallery? Who cares. And anyway, it's my decision.
So, for the more sensitive among you, here I am in my full glory, smoking a small clay pipe, eating crisps (plain Hula-Hoops), wearing a fez and drinking Absinthe (as I usually am), but in a perhaps more modest way.
Congratulations, me! (And Dave.)
11 comments:
No, I'm sorry, it's just not enough. Where is that dirndl skirt and matching bolero I asked for?
Oh God! I sometimes talk to *my* cats in a baby voice... *and* we have our own special vocabulary too.
I.am.a.saddo
Wendy I have told you before - you let off Crimes Of Cat Loving because you are Lovely.
MM - JESUS CHRIST, is NOTHING I do EVER good enough?
Aw shucks! You are lovely too!
Is blogger going funny, by the way? Suddenly you are dating monkey again in the comments bit...
Frankly, no, not in the wardrobe department. Anybody would think you were out clubbing in Geordie-Land. Absinthe may make the heart grow fonder, but it won't do anything for your bits. They'll go quite blue in the winter. I suppose I should really address myself to the Talented Mr Shelton?
But I don't WANT to wear anything else. I am happy just the way I am.
NWM: At least your Mom didn't tell you "stand up straight, get the hair out of your face and stop walking like a duck". She's been telling me this for 35 years and I still ignore her.
datingmonkey: as always, I just want you to be happy, but I don't want any bits falling off in the winter. And I do like you in a nice skirt.
anonymous: No, I never did. But monkeygrandmother did the hair thing and hairgrips were used as an offensive weapon.
MM, I have just bought a skirt in SAINSBURYS, can you credit it. golly. You will be Very Pleased.
Have had hair cut short like a boy again so no need for Grips. Granny would be pleased.
Sainsbury's??!! Is it made of orange polyester? Are you out of your mind? Have you not considered the core quality wardrobe? N.B. You do not have to spend money to save money, even at Sainsbury's.
Clare. Send me the monkey.
MM - George at Asda. I'm just saying.
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