Saturday, October 14, 2006
Non-workingmonkey's Handy Hints, No. 3
Do not get drunk by accident the day before you are having 16 people round for dinner. The food won't make itself; nor will the flat clean itself, or the piles of junk move to the cellar as if by Magic and of their own accord. It is also highly unlikely that the table will lay itself or the fringe re-arrange itself to accommodate ten bottles of Cava; and there isn't a chance in hell that the plugs will put in their own fuses.
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It is indeed unlikely that your fringe will re-arrange itself to accommodate ten bottles of cava. But if it ever does then the opportunities for shoplifting from Threshers will be marvellous.
I told you not to put anything else in the cellar. Just put it straight into the dusbin and avoid that interim stage.
Having only just noticed the typo, Dave, I've only just now understood your really highly entertaining comment.
I am awake, and itchy. I think it is Insomnia.
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