It's a shame that particular inspector wasn't the one to catch Cherie Blair blagging a free ride. Imagine how much more of a rictus grin on her face the strangulation would have produced.
I am at my daughter's ballet class. She is four. I am not in the class itself - that would be strange.
I am in the 'waiting area'. There are a number of people, one of which is a very young mam jostling with a toddler whilst waiting for non-toddler to finish her class.
She lets toddler go for a minute. He toddles. Loses it and falls flat on his arse.
Routine.
Still on his arse, loses centre of gravity altogether and cracks head on floor.
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No.
No, this is hilarious. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
Unbelievable isn't it. It made me very happy.
I laughed. But then I haven't heard anyone say throttle since I was 8, when it was a regular threat from my mum.
it must be the illiteration of all the "t's" in ticket and throttles, as chokes is easier to write.
I'd have preferred it the other way around. Put a whole new meaning on "Move up". The rider, "Or I'll kill you" should perhaps be added
It's a shame that particular inspector wasn't the one to catch Cherie Blair blagging a free ride. Imagine how much more of a rictus grin on her face the strangulation would have produced.
I am at my daughter's ballet class. She is four. I am not in the class itself - that would be strange.
I am in the 'waiting area'. There are a number of people, one of which is a very young mam jostling with a toddler whilst waiting for non-toddler to finish her class.
She lets toddler go for a minute. He toddles. Loses it and falls flat on his arse.
Routine.
Still on his arse, loses centre of gravity altogether and cracks head on floor.
Me:[Loud, without thinking] Mwa-hahha!
It WAS funny. Although you had to be there.
They all looked at me like I was strange.
You are not strange. Don't ever think it. pz
Women get so many more advantages than men, even if they do menstruate.
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