Anyroad up, Richmond Council (led by the exotically-named Cllr Serge Lourie, shown here on the left - doesn't he look sweet?), are making owners of twatwaggons pay more to park in their own streets. If they have more than one twatwaggon, they have to pay even more. Three, and they're looking at £750. Ha ha! (Fact is they can probably afford it, but That Is Not The Point.) It's all something to do with greenhouse emissions and that, which I heartily salute and makes me want to kiss Serge on his lovely face.But the thing I like most of all is the idea of Fuckwit Twatwaggon Owners sitting around in their over-decorated, over-priced little houses, picking at some badly-executed Nigella number and 'appreciating' a really super little St-Emilion Graham found in France last summer, moaning about it in much the same way that they moan about extortionate school fees, the fact that little Charlotte didn't get a place at St Paul's, and how simply ghastly it is that the council estate's round the corner, because they're sure it's affecting property prices.
Ha ha ha!
Next up: St Ken of the Livingstone (a.k.a. My Hero) imposes special Twatwaggon Congestion Charge of £1,234 per minute, meaning that the wankers have to get public transport like the rest of us. That'll learn 'em.
* The King of Twatwaggons
5 comments:
Even for a Porsche Cayenne owner, an increase in parking costs is not to be sneezed at....or not -probably it is something for them to be snotty about.
I agree over-heartily. And speaking from a cyclist's point of view, when spotting a vehicle in my peripheral vision driving too close about to mow me down, seeing that I'm actually shoulder height level with the bonnet and fucking enormous and lethal front grille of one of those cunts makes me even more gratified that the fuckers are going to get taxed to shit.
They should fine people for driving distances that could be walked too.
So there.
I'd be thrilled with Porsche Cayennes. In my town, Hummers are all the rage. I am embarassed for their exceedingly small weenies.
I'd like to have an electric car, but where can I plug it in? Careful now.
MM don't be vulgar.
Fwengebola - do you use lights at night? If so , you are rare indeed amongst cyclists.
Lee - you know not what you say. Hummers at least are just funny. Cayennes are 'I'm rich', which translates -as you rightly point out - as "I have a small cock".
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