There is nothing that can't be cured - even losing all your electronic messagery - with a nice hot bowl of Cock Soup.
And it says "Island Pride", not "Island Ride". I checked. (I am 37.)
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Oooh and it only cost $1.50 U.S. I collect rooster figurines. This was started mostly as a joke. Mom had helped me take a slew of stuff to the thrift shop. She and Sadie (her station wagon) waited for me. I came out of the shop with a purchase and said: "I've decided to collect cocks". Poor Mom--she did a "wuh", almost drove into another car and then laughed when I said "you know, roosters". If you have beef with the soup with that be a cock and bull meal?
Excellent! I feel you must have this packet of soup. Please send me your address via the easy-to-follow instructions on the right, and it shall be Yours.
I like a good cock every once in a while but I must say, this soup looks fowl. HAHAHAHAHA!! I crack myself up.
No, seriously, I am a cock in the Chinese zodiac, and if you are indeed 37, I suspect that you are too. I, for one cock, am deeply offended about being made into a soup with a whole tomato.
Was something lost in translation? Maybe it was a Chinese Cock. I bought a toy that was made in China and on the outside of the box it said "Own! Own! Now starts playing!!" Now the kiddies and I say that with an Awful Asian accent whenever we feel like it.
Lee, but what about the pepper? I fucking hate pepper.
Changapeluda (is that your given name?), that is absolute genius and made me laugh inappropriately. Were the exclamation marks on it or did you add them? I don't think you did.
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Oooh and it only cost $1.50 U.S. I collect rooster figurines. This was started mostly as a joke. Mom had helped me take a slew of stuff to the thrift shop. She and Sadie (her station wagon) waited for me. I came out of the shop with a purchase and said: "I've decided to collect cocks". Poor Mom--she did a "wuh", almost drove into another car and then laughed when I said "you know, roosters". If you have beef with the soup with that be a cock and bull meal?
Excellent! I feel you must have this packet of soup. Please send me your address via the easy-to-follow instructions on the right, and it shall be Yours.
I like a good cock every once in a while but I must say, this soup looks fowl. HAHAHAHAHA!! I crack myself up.
No, seriously, I am a cock in the Chinese zodiac, and if you are indeed 37, I suspect that you are too. I, for one cock, am deeply offended about being made into a soup with a whole tomato.
Was something lost in translation? Maybe it was a Chinese Cock. I bought a toy that was made in China and on the outside of the box it said "Own! Own! Now starts playing!!"
Now the kiddies and I say that with an Awful Asian accent whenever we feel like it.
Lee, but what about the pepper? I fucking hate pepper.
Changapeluda (is that your given name?), that is absolute genius and made me laugh inappropriately. Were the exclamation marks on it or did you add them? I don't think you did.
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