Not good ideas:
1. Chain-drinking cheap white wine and eating peanuts.
2. Drinking warm Carling Black Label whilst kicking snogging adolescents and shouting CAN YOU STOP FUCKING SINGING IN MY EAR
3. Drinking pints of Staropramen, when I don't even like it
4. Drinking Jack Daniels and coke, which I don't like
5. Coming home and drinking whisky (not nice whisky) and coke (free with disgusting curry the other night), which I don't like
6. Doing Pilates as the squirrels were stirring in their nests, doing aeroplanes and falling over.
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How were those cheeky Raconteurs?
Good, as it goes. They're fucked though; I was in the audience, so if they ever had any credibility, they haven't now. There was some half-arsed crowd surfing. Jack White had very tight trousers on. I wanted to touch him. Strangely, when I came out, I was slightly deaf. Legend has it that Monkeymother once fell asleep with her head resting on A Gigantic Tower of Speaker at an AC/DC gig, so today I am not entirely sure we are related. I feel very old.
Next Wednesday: Graham Coxon. Again, I have a spare ticket. (Very Strange, all this concert-attending. It goes in Spates. Nothing for months, then this.)
I entirely refute the allegation that I fell asleep during an AC/DC gig, ever, although I wore earplugs when backstage because is was SO LOUD. I did, however, fall asleep during Led Zeppelin (I was very tired and it was the endless Bonham drum solo) and Genesis (when the then lovely, but mad, Peter Gabriel was dancing around dressed as a sunflower or something).
Didn't you ever feel like going to sleep when you were at work?
MM - Thank you for clarifying and also for the fact that the Truth is much more amusing.
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