This hairdo belongs to a gentleman of my acquaintance who has lived overseas (i.e., not in Blighty) for over three-and-a-half years. The uncontrolled growth of an apparently random panel of hair at the back of the head seems to be an unfortunate and unavoidable consequence of living abroad, which leads me to believe that foreign travel should be avoided at all costs.
His defence was weak: he muttered something about 'not having had a haircut for 4 months' and 'business at the front, party at the back', and left the room suggesting that I 'examine my conscience' for having written this post at all. Can't win, really.
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He should seek professional help as soon as possible - if left unchecked, his condition might seriously deteriorate, possibly even leading to the dreaded mullet.
What do you mean, 'possibly lead' to a mullet? What do you think it is at the moment?
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Oh, the wrongness that is the mullet. This is also prevalent in the American South.
I believe I may be related to this person, but I couldn't be positive, for fear of matricide - and that doesn't mean I'm frightened of going to bed, in case you wondered.
I would qualify it as PMS - Prodromic Mulletoid Syndrome. Not quite a full-blown case of Mullet, and still far from Acute Spotted Mullet Fever, so he may yet have a chance.
He should do something about that facial peach fuzz too - most untidy.
Monkeymum, are you saying that patricide doesn't actually mean a fear of Patricks ?
Eeeeeeeeeeek do I know him??
Definately what JohnnyBoy said.....severe case of Mulletitis! I prescribe a lie down, several valium and a buzz cut as quickly as possible! Come back for a further consultation if said Mulletitis returns (in approx 4 weeks).
Mullet or Mississippi Mudflaps or Continental Douchebag Hairdo, whatever you call it, it's just wrong.
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