Day 39: I Am Disappointed In My Readers

For God's sake. I don't make this stuff up, you know. Granted, in the past I've stolen photographs randomly from the interweb (squirrels with light sabres, for example) to prove a point, but I do NOT expect to get emails asking for actual photographic evidence of things I say I've seen. My integrity is and always has been very important to me, but since I am being FORCED to defend myself in this instance, I DON'T expect to have to do it again.

If I SAY I've seen a shite re-enactment of the last 600 years of naval history using model ships, dry ice and water, I MEAN it - but since you insist, here's the photographic evidence.



Same with the tableau of the handless Caveman baby waving from the arms of his Caveman mother. It's not like I could MAKE IT UP, is it?



Honestly. You people. Next you'll be asking if there were any mechanical monkeys there yesterday. The answer's yes, and no you're not seeing the pictures. They're for my own private enjoyment, if you must know.