In the last 5 weeks, I have lost:
1. A job
2. A cat (not literally lost, he died)
3. A boyfriend
4. 10lbs
5. My car log book
6. My diary, meaning I have missed 4 friends' birthdays
7. The key to the window
8. A few nights' sleep.
I almost wish I had to go to work tomorrow to take my mind off things. Actually, no I don't. Nothing's THAT bad.
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I should keep reminding myself about the 10lbs thing were I you. Reminding yourself about the others will lead to no good. Although I do dislike people who bang on about their weight. Grrrr.
Sorry by the way. Genuinely meant to a complete stranger that I have never even spoken to.
The internet is excellent!
Yes but do admit that when it's written down it's so unbelievably awful (when looked at objectively) that it's quite funny. In a way.
But it gets better: I got paid my last bit of salary and they'd deducted £980 for 3 days' holiday. The holiday I'd had 2 weeks before I left. With my ex-boyfriend.
Don't mean to sound sorry for myself. It does genuinely amuse me, and once the rough bit's over these things always turn out for the best.
Just call me Candide.
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