Sunday, December 20, 2009

I give you a recipe for astonishing 'cookies'

I am not going to start the whole biscuit vs. cookie debate nonsense again, as God only knows it was painful enough last time, but I AM going to give you a very, very good recipe that I found by mistake the other day in a Quebec 'homelady' magazine called Coup de Pouce. Oddly they haven't got the recipe on the site, so here you are: here is a translation done by me. I am only doing this because I think everyone should eat these: it's the salty-sweet thing. Dirty. Dirty good. Uh-huh.

The ingredients and the basic method are accurate even if the translation is not super-elegant, and I have been kind enough to put measurements in both cups (i.e. North American) and grams (i.e., Europe - I do not know about for e.g. Australia).


Salty-sweet almond and chocolate biscuits

1/2 cup (125g) ground almonds
1/2 cup (125g) toasted sliced almonds
6 tablespoons (180g) soft butter
1/2 cup (125g) sugar (general, white)
1/2 cup (125g) brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
3 tablespoons of milk
1 1/4 cups (310g) plain flour
1/2 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 teaspoon salt - 'fleur de sel' if you have it, or Maldon - the big stuff, NOT cooking salt
1 cup (250g) semi-sweet chocolate chips (I use good dark chocolate and chop it up with a big knife, chop chop)

Pre-heat your oven to 350F (180C).

Butter two baking sheets or put a bit of greaseproof/baking paper on it (not wax paper, Americans!!). (I used non-stick baking sheets and it's fine).

Get out your KitchenAid or similar. I am sure you can do it by hand but it will be less easy, yeah?

Beat together the butter and sugars until well combined and pale. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; fold in the vanilla and milk.

In another bowl, mix lightly together the ground almonds, flour, bicarb, baking powder and salt.

Once combined, add them gently to the butter and sugar mixture until well combined. Stir in the chocolate chips and flaked almonds gently by hand.

Dollop teaspoons of mixture on the tray about 2 inches apart. Cook for 8-10 minutes, turning the tray round halfway through, until they are lightly golden, like the muzzle of a favourite golden retriever.

Put the trays on a cooling rack for 5 minutes, then take the biscuits off and leave them on the rack to cool down completely. Stuff them down your gaping maw making the noises of a hungry cat having a go at the kitty crunch.

Makes about 30 biscuits.

North Americans do things like drink glasses of milk with cookies (amazing!!!), but these are good at all times in all ways, e.g. with tea, in the bath, for breakfast, skating, walking to work, at the gym and before a Weight Watchers weigh-in.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I get an early fucking Christmas present

Hand-made by my friend Andrea, who a) I work with and b) is my friend who I also c) work with, meaning that she is quite well aware of my 'little foibles' etc!!!


I have another conversation with the French Canadian veterinary research pathologist


Cheap chocolate


Me: I feel sick. I just ate 5 Caramel Hershey's Kisses.
JM: Why?
Me: They were in my drawer.
JM: Throw them down the toilet.
Me: Why?
JM: If you put them in the bin, you'll take them out again. And eat them.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

I have various conversations with the French-Canadian veterinary pathologist with whom I live

Hibernation

Me: Where do chickens go in the winter?
JM: Where do you think they go?
Me: Do they ... hibernate?
JM: Yes. They make burrows in the snow.
Me: Is that true?
JM: No.

Tidying up


JM: I did a test on you by leaving that bit of paper on the floor for a week. I even moved it a bit now and then to see if you would notice it if it was in a different place.
Me: You did a test on me for about a week?
JM: Yes. You didn't pick it up.

I cannot put on gloves and hold bags at the same time so JM holds bag for a bit

Me: What would I do without you?
JM: You would probably be dead.

Sadly, he is probably right.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I am looking for an album

It is called 24 Years of Hunger by Eg and Alice. I used to have it, now I do not. Do you have it? Do you know where I can get it? (Amazon = $8000000; not on iTunes).

Internets, can you help me?

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