tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post8970126468908162158..comments2024-03-25T02:51:33.019-04:00Comments on NON-WORKINGMONKEY: Crash Bang WallopNON-WORKINGMONKEYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08011705498839215687noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-60945027167027956822015-10-25T19:57:02.275-04:002015-10-25T19:57:02.275-04:00Moving tip: have a multinational corporation arra...Moving tip: have a multinational corporation arrange to pack and ship your things for you and put you up in a nice hotel while a fairly patient British woman, who doesn't like you but it's not your fault you're grouchy because you slept funny and your neck is fucked and also jetlag, drives you around showing you houses and giving you wine gums at regular intervals because she knows the houses in comparison to what you are used to are total shit. But wait! Despite the wine gums' siren calls, stop and ask yourself: am I making this move with a total dick who will make my life an impossible misery ten years from now and leave me destitute? If so, find some way to jolly yourself along into packing your own things and finding your own house and do it as stealthily as possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-12055921571984310722015-07-21T20:24:10.561-04:002015-07-21T20:24:10.561-04:00SHELTON. Give over. You get a comment to yourself....SHELTON. Give over. You get a comment to yourself. You may not have escaped us by the way as JM still eyeing up jobs in CAMBRIDGE . RUN FOR THE HILLS SHELTON RUN FOR THE HILLSNON-WORKINGMONKEYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08011705498839215687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-7231834924377559802015-07-21T20:23:11.578-04:002015-07-21T20:23:11.578-04:00MY GOD IT IS LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS. IT IS LYNNE DIXO...MY GOD IT IS LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS. IT IS LYNNE DIXON AND KATIE AND MM UP TO THEIR OLD TRICKS. Thank you for these excellent comments and advices. Lynne it is a fair point, I think I would rather break my ankle in a Tory-neglected pothole than a Labour-neglected pothole, though, as gives excuse to shout FUCKING TORIES as falling like an old fat tree being felled, and giving a further excuse to shout FUCKING TORIES while not getting treatment in local NHS hospital.<br /><br />Katie & MM I will all over your drink choices. MM Channing inserted himself (as it were!!) into my dreams!! I would not 'have a go' on him by choice!! NON-WORKINGMONKEYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08011705498839215687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-76721077337529698742015-07-21T04:22:25.761-04:002015-07-21T04:22:25.761-04:00I am very disappointed in your delirious choice of...I am very disappointed in your delirious choice of Channing Tatum. He is too beefy and has a ridiculous name.<br /><br />Advice re potholes = correct.<br /><br />Advice re gin = Undoubtedly right about French gin (although Grey Goose vodka is v. good, apparently). Like a bit of Sipsmith's myself (first made in Hammersmith).<br /><br /><br />monkeymothernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-11346560732358862552015-07-21T04:03:05.887-04:002015-07-21T04:03:05.887-04:00Hello. I have a tip. Lots of new and exciting gins...Hello. I have a tip. Lots of new and exciting gins have come on the market in the last 8 (?) years. So the tip is this: DON'T drink G'Vine (French) gin because it is disgusting. DO drink Caorunn (Scottish) gin. Yum.katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06889855967504260823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-49248202103908329182015-07-20T22:14:04.529-04:002015-07-20T22:14:04.529-04:00That was almost certainly more fun to read about t...That was almost certainly more fun to read about than to live through.I should warn you that most parts of the UK are pothole-infested these days, on account of The Crisis (aka Tory ****ers [apply expletive of choice]).<br />Good luck with it all!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03720142561869621936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-384686587626514852015-07-20T05:06:46.839-04:002015-07-20T05:06:46.839-04:00Thank you for reacquainting me with 'give over...Thank you for reacquainting me with 'give over' which I feel I must now reintroduce to my own vocabulary (and possibly include in next book).<br /><br />And good luck with moving shenanigans. I have only moved within the same city for the last 28 years so am no help, but I wish you well.Dave Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03265971917147812508noreply@blogger.com