tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post5444574749453285495..comments2024-03-25T02:51:33.019-04:00Comments on NON-WORKINGMONKEY: I run a caption competitionNON-WORKINGMONKEYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08011705498839215687noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-22276680261699570772012-04-01T20:56:56.573-04:002012-04-01T20:56:56.573-04:00Bring me Solo...and the wookie.Bring me Solo...and the wookie.Colleenhttp://jamandidleness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-65608248741276500592012-03-16T14:57:10.753-04:002012-03-16T14:57:10.753-04:00I don't have a caption, just some sympathy; Wh...I don't have a caption, just some sympathy; When I was a kid, the only way to keep our evil mastermind cat out of the fridge was to put kiddie-locks on the fridge - which was ever so embarrassing for me as I was clearly far too old to require such things and felt the need to explain their presence to every single person who set foot in our kitchen, just to make sure they didn't think I was just a very greedy and stupid pre-teen.McGinty McGeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-22666297932247056552012-03-13T19:53:21.944-04:002012-03-13T19:53:21.944-04:00@Simply a Girl: Jabba the Hutt.
Is this still on,...@Simply a Girl: Jabba the Hutt.<br /><br />Is this still on, Monkey?<br />"Stop looking at it like that. This one is mine."<br /><br />Icy (openly nerdish) Mt.Icy Mt.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04041841213313766221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-26042548345683702012012-03-06T13:36:46.527-05:002012-03-06T13:36:46.527-05:00"We're out of toilet paper.""We're out of toilet paper."Xtreme Englishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07536661018563937509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-9793804645482798822012-02-21T08:53:18.785-05:002012-02-21T08:53:18.785-05:00"Go on. You know you want to.""Go on. You know you want to."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-38266839872497260382012-02-20T22:15:28.683-05:002012-02-20T22:15:28.683-05:00"Don't you be givin' me the evils!&qu..."Don't you be givin' me the evils!"WrathofDawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06631918111665596235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-85610603966090628462012-02-17T19:44:41.750-05:002012-02-17T19:44:41.750-05:00I think I am smitten. Corndog you are the BBF of m...I think I am smitten. Corndog you are the BBF of my dreams! (Big Beautiful Feline to you hoomans, natch.) Email me?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14516449589736275972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-19711359757469911222012-02-17T01:13:36.322-05:002012-02-17T01:13:36.322-05:00post-partum depressionpost-partum depressionBDMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13798944688122545676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-82908866460991561612012-02-14T18:05:22.064-05:002012-02-14T18:05:22.064-05:00@daisyfae: My first inclination was to look up tho...@daisyfae: My first inclination was to look up those quotes! <br /><br />"What? You weren't going to eat all that butter yourselves."Simply a Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09295933411775340534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-42835187574167301402012-02-13T18:46:47.610-05:002012-02-13T18:46:47.610-05:00It is my fur stripes-they run the wrong way and ma...It is my fur stripes-they run the wrong way and make me look chubby.kippyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11715389823789274487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-10546543840082309352012-02-11T18:32:53.841-05:002012-02-11T18:32:53.841-05:00I swear to God I put my belly button down here som...I swear to God I put my belly button down here somewhere.katyboo1https://www.blogger.com/profile/00182125401184061843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-68842203456494373122012-02-09T17:10:56.302-05:002012-02-09T17:10:56.302-05:00Don't you fork with me sunshine!Don't you fork with me sunshine!Kitty Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954942776209037501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-37535709045191631102012-02-09T15:14:11.699-05:002012-02-09T15:14:11.699-05:00Breakfast in bed? What a delightful suggestion.Breakfast in bed? What a delightful suggestion.Nimblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16426446791363667887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-17225014688500348522012-02-09T14:43:00.232-05:002012-02-09T14:43:00.232-05:00You locked the fridge? Then prepare to die.You locked the fridge? Then prepare to die.Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-78479658284887305372012-02-09T13:59:56.105-05:002012-02-09T13:59:56.105-05:00I was considering liposuction. What do you think?I was considering liposuction. What do you think?monkey mothernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-50477454698863844942012-02-09T11:15:39.476-05:002012-02-09T11:15:39.476-05:00What? I'm looking for my gum.
(NWM history re...What? I'm looking for my gum.<br /><br />(NWM history reference)Meganhttp://doingitwrong.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-18609750936566469212012-02-08T09:50:45.287-05:002012-02-08T09:50:45.287-05:00Stephen Hester wonders whether it is worth getting...Stephen Hester wonders whether it is worth getting up today now that he won't get a bonus.<br /><br />(British political reference)Baron d'Ormesanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00489754421414413362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-13869429625241341902012-02-08T09:48:23.632-05:002012-02-08T09:48:23.632-05:00OH MY GOD MOM. COULD YOU KNOCK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LI...OH MY GOD MOM. COULD YOU KNOCK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE? THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. YEAH, JUST PUT THEM ON TOP OF MY DRESSER AND GO. AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.Prong Twohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13763507262914551831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-23887621095625658162012-02-08T09:09:41.236-05:002012-02-08T09:09:41.236-05:00"So, I had this dream where I was eating a gi..."So, I had this dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-41506407738842135472012-02-08T09:07:03.759-05:002012-02-08T09:07:03.759-05:00"oh go on Sir! Just one waffer thin mint...&q..."oh go on Sir! Just one waffer thin mint..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-59330749654024884372012-02-08T04:31:34.020-05:002012-02-08T04:31:34.020-05:00Cat, folded.
(Also: I has had cheezburger.)Cat, folded.<br /><br />(Also: I has had cheezburger.)T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07614825130791591504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-56457684883962569392012-02-08T02:45:21.850-05:002012-02-08T02:45:21.850-05:00Oh, err, hi. I, um, thought you'd gone out.I w...Oh, err, hi. I, um, thought you'd gone out.I was, um, just scratching my tummy...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-14671154730081473562012-02-08T01:36:37.850-05:002012-02-08T01:36:37.850-05:00Dog? What dog?Dog? What dog?tharsheblowshttp://whatiwouldseemtobe.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-6696950747724450072012-02-07T23:43:12.646-05:002012-02-07T23:43:12.646-05:00This is NOT 400 thread count.This is NOT 400 thread count.astahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02609765316425887688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30933938.post-38224390498394303262012-02-07T23:13:14.050-05:002012-02-07T23:13:14.050-05:00There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjo...There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.<br /><br />*only works if you're a tremendous nerd*daisyfaehttp://daisyfae.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com